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Friday night was Children In Need, the annual charity event which the BBC organise. Its a fantastic charity that does lots of good work, but man, its an awful night’s TV.

This year it was hosted, as ever, by Terry Wogan, who was teamed up with Alesha Dixon, Tess Daly and Fearne Cotton forming a kind of Pudsey’s Angels (Terry being the Bosley in this situation). I think they opted for three co-hosts because between them they just about amount to one decent presenter.

Its not awful, they usually include the BBC Newsreaders doing a dance, and as I fancy a fair few of the newsreaders its always good to see them dressed up and doing high kicks. This year they did a Strictly kind of thing, including the breakfast eye candy of Susanna Reid and Sian Williams. If Kate Silverton had been there it would have…

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TMI Tuesday: March 24, 2015: WTH is she thinking?!

It is Monday. In my head is a scary place to be. Here’s what is flowing out of my brain for this TMI Tuesday

WTH is she thinking?!

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1. You have been asked to organize a sex & kink weekend. Will you be more of a “hands-on” person or more of an “ideas” person?

Definitely more hands on, but I may have a few ideas. Kind of a 90/10 ratio.

2. Assuming you are the hands-on type at this weekend sex romp, and you’ve entered a tent to ‘play’ with a male/female couple. Would you like to be given clear instructions before you begin to ‘play’ or do you prefer to be given the general idea of the task and work it out your own way.

The general idea. As much as I like clear instructions, I normally handle things better when doing it my way, especially after reading the room.

3. True or False. “During sex, I like to hear and accept feedback.”

True. In any form.

4. What are you wearing right now?

A black suit, black shirt (not tucked in), no  tie.

5. I show loyalty to my lover by ________ .

Being open to them, letting them know what I’m thinking and doing. And being honest with them, I will answer anything they ask me truthfully, but this goes for pretty much everybody.

6. Do you always have to argue?

Not at all. I’m a quiet and peaceful person. I don’t like arguing as that brings out my hulk side. If I feel myself getting angry when someone wants to argue, I walk away, not matter what the situation.

Bonus: Pick up the closest book to you, open it to page 55. The first line on that page reads: ________ .

First article is halfway down the page, under a photo: Sweet Potato and Sausage Pie. Alternatively, at the top of the page, to the right of the article: Batch Cook Like a Boss.

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Qurious?

As I’m having a variety of issues preventing me from writing a full piece of work at the moment, I’m thinking of writing a Q&A post from a list of questions people ask me and writing them in blog form. If I do, what questions do you have that you’d like answered? Don’t hold back.

TMI Tuesday: March 17, 2015: Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

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Happy TMI Tuesday and…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

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1. You found your pot o’ gold. How much is in the pot? What will you do with your gold?

One tonne of gold, which should be well over £25,000,000 if I have worked it out correctly. This should pay off my debts and those of family, and then I would build a number of basic yet luxurious apartments, somewhere between hotels and B&B’s, in areas I would like to visit regularly, and hire staff to run them, keeping one private room for myself in each, and and another room kept for a friend or family member.

2. Some things get better with age, have you? What specifically has gotten better?

Some things I have become better at, some things I have become worse at. When I was young I knew what I wanted. That was push out of me, so making decisions became difficult. Now I am regaining the ability to take what I want. The same goes for my patience.

3. Are you above average or below average?

I am 50.5%.

4. What was the last romantic act you did for someone? Did they appreciate it?

I have only ever asked two girls out, the second one was quite recently, and she said no. She did, however, agree to go out on one date with me. We have been out on many time before, but never in a “date” capacity.

I booked a table at a nice restaurant, and told her to come to my place for a specific time. I made sure that she received a her gift of roses and a giant teddy bear before she left to come my place. I was “late” (I am never late) getting ready when she knocked on my door. I had just stepped out of the bath and was dripping wet when I answer the door, only cover my manhood with my towel. I let her in and let her pass me. Our customary hug was out of the question as she had dressed up as instructed, though I did get a kiss, and her huge smile was a good sign. I instructed her to enter my living room and help herself to drinks. A single rose and a box of chocolates were waiting for her where I knew she would go. I heard her scream in delight from my room, and then a knock on my room door with a request to enter, I denied her, and told her to wait on the sofa. I followed her shortly after, still in the same sate of dress, and asked her what she wanted, for the first time ever I had her almost at a loss as she failed to focus. Attempted to pull off my towel, but failed. I laughed and left her staring at my ass to get changed. I returned within minutes, fully dresses and ready. I have never owned a car, so she always drove, but when she asked where she was taking us, I told her to leave keys as she wont need them. As soon as we stepped out of the building, our taxi arrived. We arrived at our destination, Which was empty, the owner knew me as he was a customer of mine and so greeted me on entry and made the lady feel special. We ate, we drank, and we left for the cinema. I don’t remember what we watched. another taxi back to my place where she came up to retrieve her keys, but I offered her another drink first, to which she exclaimed she was driving, I told her she wasn’t going anywhere for a while yet. After our drinks and some making out, I lead her to my room filled with lit candles and a rose petal covered bed. I woke her the next morning by having her for breakfast, and then made her pancakes.

Romantic acts and gestures are relative. I have probably done something more “Romantic” for my woman in the past, but this is the only time I have been more traditionally so.

5. Think back to your very last argument, whose fault was it?

My mothers. I am not at all argumentative, so if I argue, it’s with someone very argumentative, and the last time that happened was with my mother.

Bonus: I have an overactive _____ .

Labido (obviously) and imagination.

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TMI Tuesday: March 10, 2015: Spring the season of love.

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Officially spring will be here (in the northern hemisphere) in a few weeks. I want to rush things along and declare it spring now; especially after the brutal winter we here in the mid-Atlantic states have endured. TMI Tuesday

Spring the season of love

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1. Spring vacation, will you take one? Where?

Maybe. I have no idea. I haven’t decided on or organized my or breaks or vacations since 2009.

Spring time love.
2. Do you become friskier as the temperatures outside heat up?
Yes and no. I’m at an all year round high, the season is irrelevant to me. However, I have noticed that women actually seem notice me in the Spring.

3. Do you flirt more in spring vs. other times of the year?
I am flirted with more, and therefore only flirt more in that respect. But I am already quite the flirt.

4. Do you dress sexier in the spring?

Ha ha ha, hell no. I have never been a follower of fashion and never will be. I am quite the scruff, I spend a lot of my time moving, driving and painting, lifting carrying, repairing, organizing the those activities, and looking after children and the elderly, so dressing sexy isn’t really an option for me. However, I and my clothes outside of my manual labour-wear are always clean. Though I should point out that I am required to dress smart every day of the week though, for a variety of reasons. How I look therefore has depended on my mood and how I carry myself. If I feel sexy, look sexy, regardless of what I wear.
5. What day of the week do you have sex most often?

Falling in love takes one-fifth of a second
It takes a fifth-of-a-second for the euphoria-inducing chemicals to start acting on the brain when you are looking at that special someone. –Source

In the past year 14 moths I have has sex on two Fridays, one Thursday, and one Monday. So I guess Friday.

6. Do you use kissing as an important way to test out a new mate? Good kissers, keep and move forward to another stage in a budding relationship. Bad kissers, get pruned and dumped.

Nope. To me Kisses are a sign of intimacy, whether they are good or bad. I have had bad kissers that how rocked my world in other areas, and great kisser that have left me frustrated after their best work.

7. What do you expect from marriage?
a. safety and solidarity and security
b. a journey towards self-fulfillment and self-actualization with a partner that ‘gets’ you.

First A, then B.

8. Acts of love & kindness. Which would mean more to you:
a. Taking your partner a cup of tea in bed (or receiving that cup of tea)
b. Giving or receiving a box of chocolates or flowers

A.

Bonus: In your late teens or early 20s did you take wild spring break vacations with friends? What is the wildest, craziest, sexiest thing you did on a “gone wild” spring break?

Nope. I have never “gone wild”. The craziest, sexiest things I’ve done is have sex outdoors and receiving oral in an elevator, and I have received oral on a crowed train in rush hour. It was the women that were wild at he time.

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TMI Tuesday: March 3, 2015: Down right sexy!

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This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were adapted from kinkylesbians.tumblr.com

Down right sexy!

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1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session? Name the positions.
Yes, I usually do. The last time was in various oral positions including 69 and riding the northface, missionary, and variations on that,  cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, and others I can’t think of the names of.

2. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour? Was it all intercourse or other methods of sexual pleasure?
Yes, I have. Both apply.

3. Have you ever planned and devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
Of course, many times. It’s been a while since I’ve had a whole day now though.

4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
A couple of times. But they have done the same.

5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
I have. I try not to let it go to my head. But there is a specific phrase used that always puffs me up.

6. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?

Yes. I remember the first time. A friend from school (I was about 13) decided to whisper suggestively in my ear. Her friends saw the reaction that had on me. It could have been more embarrassing than they made it.

Bonus: What word or words said during sex totally turn you off or distract you from the task at hand?

The depends on the situation. Sometimes talking dirty just doesn’t suit someone. “Big boy” is often the worst culprit. And I was once questioned as to whether I would cum soon, needless to say I didn’t at all then.

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TMI Tuesday: February 24, 2015: Hook-ups: A cultural revolution.

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Hook-ups: A cultural revolution

Hookups — brief uncommitted sexual encounters between individuals who are not romantic partners or dating each other. TMI Tuesday

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“Hookups have emerged from more general social shifts taking place during the last century. Hookups began to become more frequent in the 1920s, with the upsurge of automobiles and novel entertainment, such as movie theaters. Instead of courting at home under a parent’s watchful eye, young adults left the home and were able to explore their sexuality more freely.
By the 1960s, young adults became even more sexually liberated, with the rise of feminism, widespread availability of birth control and growth of sex-integrated college party events. Today, sexual behavior outside of traditional committed romantic pair-bonds has become increasingly typical and socially acceptable (Bogle, 2007, 2008).” — Source

1. When was your last hook-up?
Friday  7th November 2014.

2. Briefly describe the hook-up?
I organized the hotel and met her there. I arrived with breakfast for her, she was waiting naked for me. We hugged, we kissed, I had each other before breakfast, I taught her how to squirt after breakfast. We talked, we had more fun, and we left.

3. How did you feel physically and emotionally after your last hook-up?
Like a new man. I feel fitter, cleaner, clearer, reborn, better. And closer to her.

4. Are you still acquainted with the person from your hook-up?
I am, and we plan to hook up again.

5. How often do you engage in hook-ups?
Not often, twice last year, and I think twice the year before.

6. What do you like most about engaging in hook-ups?

Mutual sexual gratification with someone like minded.

Bonus: Are you married and having hook-ups?

No. I was married. Her hook-ups didn’t end it, but mine did.

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